Hayley Stark?

Here is a list of things you have to do to make me like you more than my last inmate:

1. Shower.

... And that's it, really. If you have problems with that, think of it like your destiny. Embrace hygiene. It's for everybody's good.

I really need to apologize for being a huge tool the past few days.

Rick? Essay. FIVE pages. I want it at my door before the weekend's over. And Mr. Record Player is coming back to live with me again until you're finished writing. And oh look... so are all your dumbass "anarchy" pins.

Hey Rick! How's that essay coming?

I'm really enjoying Mr. Record Player's company, but he says he misses you desperately and yearns to be back in your loving arms.

Oh wait, no, I misunderstood. He says he wishes you were being trampled by wildebeests.

I read the post by the douche with too much time on his hands, and right now I'm kinda wondering what crawled up his butt and died ( Read more... )